Lord Baron Maxwell Kinnison was the lord of the Marshall Islands, a despot who ruled with an iron fist.

Background[edit | edit source]

He was one of the few people (to most people's knowledge, the only one) on the islands who knew the formula for making black powder - a secret he guarded jealously, as it ensured his power, along with a fleet of PT boats and Firebirds, rockets controlled by tiny creatures called pilots. He was killed when a volcano erupted near his land while he was out taking a tour in his Humvee; he fled the vehicle, only to fall into a crack in the earth and be burned alive in the lava. (Shadow Fortress)

Appearance[edit | edit source]

Kinnison was morbidly obese (around 500 pounds) and had leprosy, an affliction he got from a gaudy whore.

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